The Nairobi Snitch

 Harare, Zimbabwe Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has once again attacked Kenyans by telling Zimbabweans not to engage in any form of relationships with Kenyans because they are evil doers and are masters of itchy fingers. Speaking at a Zanu -PF function in Bulawayo, Mugabe noted that he has received reports on how Zimbabweans are flocking Nairobi in disguise of doing business but they come back with beautiful ladies who speak polished queen's English. Mugabe was particularly shocked when one of his distant grandsons introduced a Kenyan lady to the family as a fiancee. The young man had taken a loan and was doing well but we are worried because he has surfaced in Harare with a young light skinned lady who speaks like David Cameron's wife. "I take this Opportunity to warn Africans and Zimbabweans in particular against marrying Kenyan women, Kenyan ladies are Gold Diggers who lack manners, their sexual libido is shocking because a typical Kenyan woman cannot depend on...

Sen. Kipchumba Murkomen Prostitute who leaked State House Chat Messages   It has now come to our knowledge that the PSCU’S RRT chat screen shots were leaked to the public by a prostitute who accessed Kipchumba Murkomen's phone while they were having fun at Serena Luxury Hotel. The prostitute who spoke on this writer via phone on condition of anonymity claims her actions were conceived by the fact that Murkomen had on several occasions promised her a house and an SUV, the senator had also promised to build the prostitute's mother a house in Rwai. ""I have been so impatient with this man, ever since we met in July 2014 he has been using me and only gave me Ksh 1,000 fare and  5,000 for upkeep on a weekly basis yet I have a mother and 3 kids to feed", the harlot said. "He even promised to buy me a Land-cruiser and  built me and my mother a house in Ruai" the harlot added. Kenyans have been treated to a free comedy after Statehouse Whtsa...

Print screen of Mbugua claiming to be gay Isaac Mbugua's Photo Kenyans on Social Media were awestruck and shocked when they learned that one of the bloggers named Isaac Kamau Mbugua is a gay man. The man who is part of the 36 bloggers hired by Uhuru Kenyatta government to abuse Raila by posting unprintable words about the Opposition Leader posted a twitter message asking Uhuru Kenyatta to protect the interests of gay people in Kenya. Print Screen was quickly taken by a social media user who posted it on his timeline. Within 3 hours, it was allover the internet prompting the hate monger to deactivate his Facebook account. Other Kenyans accused his leutentant who include Chiku Mburu and Mjau Kithinji of being gay. Isaac Kamau Mbugua is a trusted defender of Jubilee government on the ills that they continue to do. He is also an ally of one Mugo Wa Wairimu and Chicu Mburu, all of them are certified homosexuals.

We have successfully landed on a video where controversial DJ Creme Dela Creme is having sex with some of the Nairobi's beautiful expensive prostitutes. In the video, the Award winning DJ talks obscene words while slapping the harlot's buttocks. The whore replies with similar dirty words as he shakes the waist to the sex hungry married DJ who appears to be very poor in bed.

Hague based Deputy President William Ruto was a happy man on Monday afternoon after ICC Prosecutor’s witness 326 turned out to be a hostile witness to the prosecutor, it is not clear if the witness is one of those who had been “treated nicely” by ICC’s most wanted journalist Walter Barasa. Later Ruto was spotted enjoying the peace and safety of the Dutch city as he took to the streets without any security detail, the DP was accompanied by his sidekick Kericho senator Charles Keter and his Baringo counterpart Gideon Moi. Ruto a known workholic is finding himself idle every earlier evening-a good thing perhaps for Wife mama Rachel, back home Ruto is up 5am and returns back home past 10 pm owing to his busy schedule and other business interests. Despite the stress from the trial proceedings, Ruto is relaxing well, perhaps a break he so much needs. Only worry is that nobody is giving him any regular updates on progress back home, statehouse doesn’t seem to be bo...

0 in Share The Cabinet Secretary for Labour Kazungu Kambi has terminated the services of National Social Security Fund (NSSF) chief executive Tom Odongo. The minister did not offer any reasons for the decision to sack the NSSF managing trustee, but ordered that he vacates office immediately. “I regret to inform you that your employment with the National Social Security Fund shall be terminated with immediate effect. In lieu of the three months you shall be paid an equivalent of three months pensionable pay.” said Mr Kazumbe in a letter to Mr Odongo. Mr Odongo was asked to hand over to the corporation secretary Ms Hope Mwashumbe. “Please arrange to return any company property that is in your possession and hand over to Ms. Mwashumbe, the Corporation Secretary,” the letter read. The NSSF boss has been in the news lately with the commissioning of what would be East Africa’s tallest building and the proposal to increase employee contributions across board. H...